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What do lions use to look at their manes?
Mirroars
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What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?
Monkey business
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
Why shouldn't pigs drive?
They hog the road.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a penguin in the White House?
Lost.
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Star fish.