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Why shouldn't pigs drive?
They hog the road.
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Why does a tiger have stripes?
So he will not be spotted.
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they have their own set of scales.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools.
Two whales walk into a pub.
They take a seat at the bar and the first one turns to the bartender and says: “Whhhhhoooooaaaaaeeeeeyyyyiiiiiaaaalllllllooooaaaaauuu?” The second one turns to the first and says, “Shut up Fred, you’re drunk.”
What do you call a fibbing cat?
A lion
What do you call spiders who just got married?
Newly-webs