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What do you call a fibbing cat?
A lion
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How do birds learn to fly?
They wing it.
I had a horse named mayo,
and mayo neighed.
What's the best animal in soccer?
A score-pion.
What do you call spiders who just got married?
Newly-webs
A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said, 'Does the animal talk?'
And the parrot replied, 'I don't know.'
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a sedan.