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How do birds learn to fly?
They wing it.
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Why don't the other farm animals like playing basketball with pigs?
They're ball hogs.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a butcher knife?
A pork chop.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
What classical ballet did the pig pen perform?
Swine Lake.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks.
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
She was stuffed.