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What do you call a pig who knows how to use a butcher knife?
A pork chop.
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Why shouldn't pigs drive?
They hog the road.
What do you call it when a cow grows facial hair?
A moo-stache.
Two whales walk into a pub.
They take a seat at the bar and the first one turns to the bartender and says: “Whhhhhoooooaaaaaeeeeeyyyyiiiiiaaaalllllllooooaaaaauuu?” The second one turns to the first and says, “Shut up Fred, you’re drunk.”
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
What do you call a fibbing cat?
A lion
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks.