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Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
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Which animal never plays by the rules?
A cheetah.
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
A song bird
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.
Why can't pigs play soccer?
They hog the ball.
What's either a really gross animal issue OR an impressive, magical school?
Hogwarts
Where do penguins go to vote?
The North Poll.