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Where do penguins go to vote?
The North Poll.
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Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse.
What classical ballet did the pig pen perform?
Swine Lake.
Why don't the other farm animals like playing basketball with pigs?
They're ball hogs.
Two whales walk into a pub.
They take a seat at the bar and the first one turns to the bartender and says: “Whhhhhoooooaaaaaeeeeeyyyyiiiiiaaaalllllllooooaaaaauuu?” The second one turns to the first and says, “Shut up Fred, you’re drunk.”
What do you call spiders who just got married?
Newly-webs
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad.