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How does a bee brush its hair?
It uses a honeycomb.
What do you call it when a cow grows facial hair?
A moo-stache.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses?
A boa constructor.
What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July?
A fire-quacker.
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?
Monkey business
Two whales walk into a pub.
They take a seat at the bar and the first one turns to the bartender and says: “Whhhhhoooooaaaaaeeeeeyyyyiiiiiaaaalllllllooooaaaaauuu?” The second one turns to the first and says, “Shut up Fred, you’re drunk.”