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What do you call a snake that loves building houses?
A boa constructor.
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I went to a silent auction.
I won a dog whistle and two mimes.
How do frogs invest their money?
They use a stock croaker.
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.
How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together
Why are pigs so bad at sports?
They always hog the ball.