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How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together
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Sheepdog says to farmer: 'I got all 50 sheep in the pen!'
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What do you call a cat with eight legs?
An octo-puss.
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Swine Lake.
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web
What do you call a snake that loves building houses?
A boa constructor.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop.