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What classical ballet did the pig pen perform?
Swine Lake.
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tales?
To hide their butt-quacks.
What kind of dog tells time?
A watch dog.
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net.
If the early bird gets the worm
I'll sleep in until there's pancakes
What do rabbits need after getting caught in the rain?
A hare dryer.
What do lions use to look at their manes?
Mirroars