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If the early bird gets the worm
I'll sleep in until there's pancakes
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I adopted a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I brought him home, he
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
Why are pigs bad drivers?
Because they hog the road