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Why are pigs bad drivers?
Because they hog the road
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a sedan.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fshhhh
What do you call a snake that loves building houses?
A boa constructor.