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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb
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Why couldn't the duck be quiet?
Because it was addicted to quack
What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance?
Lady Ba Ba.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A Sturgeon.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it waiting.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplanes.
What did the horse say when he fell down?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up.