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What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance?
Lady Ba Ba.
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Why can't pigs play soccer?
They hog the ball.
Why shouldn't pigs drive?
They hog the road.
Can a frog jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house can't jump.
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A Sturgeon.
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It's true! It's because they have little antibodies.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.