Did you know that ants are the only animals that don't get sick?

It's true! It's because they have little antibodies.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course. A house doesn’t jump at all!What do you call it when a cow grows facial hair? A moo-stache.Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can't jump.Why does a tiger have stripes? So he will not be spotted.Why can't pigs play soccer? They hog the ball.How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.