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How can you tell if a pig is hot?
It's bacon.
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Sheepdog says to farmer: 'I got all 50 sheep in the pen!'
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop.
What do you call a fibbing cat?
A lion
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.