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What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.
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A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said, 'Does the animal talk?'
And the parrot replied, 'I don't know.'
How did the two cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.
What's either a really gross animal issue OR an impressive, magical school?
Hogwarts
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon?
Now it’s a sour puss.
What did the horse say when he fell down?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up.