A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said, 'Does the animal talk?'

And the parrot replied, 'I don't know.'

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What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course. A house doesn’t jump at all!Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to walk.What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.