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What's a sea monster's favorite lunch?
Fish and ships.
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What did the horse say when he fell down?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplanes.
Why did the poodle buy a clock?
It wanted to be a watch dog.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a butcher knife?
A pork chop.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
They know how to catch fly balls.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it waiting.