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How do rabbits travel?
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An old lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot, and asked the owner if she could buy it. The owner said, "Heck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me - you do not want that parrot!"
She said, "I can teach it good manners." But, when she got home the parrot said a bad word, so she put it in the freezer for 10 seconds. She took it out and said, "Did you learn your lesson?" It said another bad word so she put it back in for 30 seconds. She took it out and asked if it learned its lesson yet. The parrot said "Brr... Yes, I learned my lesson, but, what did the chicken do?"
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
A song bird
Where do polar bears keep their money?
The snow bank.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree?
By their bark.
What kind of dog tells time?
A watch dog.
Two sheep walk into a—
baaaa.