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What kind of dog tells time?
A watch dog.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
A song bird
Why are pigs so bad at sports?
They always hog the ball.
What do cows like to read?
Cattle-logs.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"Why the long face?"
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?
Monkey business