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What do cows like to read?
Cattle-logs.
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Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank.
How did the two cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says,
"Any idea how to drive this thing?"
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.