Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says,

"Any idea how to drive this thing?"

More dad jokes you'll groan at

What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that's in a baaaaad mooood.Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.How do birds learn how to fly? They wing it!Why don't fish play basketball? Because they're scared of the net.Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.