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How do birds learn how to fly?
They wing it!
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Where did the cat go after losing its tail?
The retail store.
What's the best animal in soccer?
A score-pion.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaaa-hamas.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fshhhh
What do you call a sheep that knows karate?
A lamb chop.