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What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?
Monkey business
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a sedan.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks.
Did you know that the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only ever a whim away?
A whim away... a whim away…
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey!'
The horse replies, 'You just read my mind!'
What do you call a penguin in the White House?
Lost.
What do you call a fibbing cat?
A lion