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What do you call a penguin in the White House?
Lost.
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How did the duck buy lipstick?
She just put it on her bill.
What kind of dog tells time?
A watch dog.
Why are pigs so bad at sports?
They always hog the ball.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
The snow bank.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
A song bird