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Where do polar bears keep their money?
The snow bank.
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
They lactose.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"Why the long face?"
If the early bird gets the worm
I'll sleep in until there's pancakes
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree?
By their bark.