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How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it waiting.
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Why are elephants wrinkly?
Because you can’t iron them.
What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate?
A lamb chop
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
What's either a really gross animal issue OR an impressive, magical school?
Hogwarts
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank.
Which bear is the most condescending?
A pan-duh.