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What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate?
A lamb chop
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Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown?
It felt funny after.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk?
He tripped on a quack.
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Why shouldn't pigs drive?
They hog the road.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch?
Fish and ships.
Why did the cow pack up its bags and move to Hollywood?
To be in the moo-vies