I adopted a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I brought him home, he

made a bolt for the door.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July? A fire-quacker.What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!Why did the teddy bear turn down a slice of cake? He was stuffed.