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What kind of bird works on a construction site?
A crane.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fshhhh
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a butcher knife?
A pork chop.
Did you know that ants are the only animals that don't get sick?
It's true! It's because they have little antibodies.
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
She was stuffed.
Why did the rabbit go to the salon?
It was having a bad hare day.
What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate?
A lamb chop