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How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
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What did the horse say when he fell down?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
Why did the cow pack up its bags and move to Hollywood?
To be in the moo-vies
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses?
A boa constructor.
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The rabbit says, 'I think I might be a type O.'
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a sedan.