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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What's the best animal in soccer?
A score-pion.
What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate?
A lamb chop
A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said, 'Does the animal talk?'
And the parrot replied, 'I don't know.'