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What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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What do you call a snake that loves building houses?
A boa constructor.
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
They know how to catch fly balls.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! Buildings can't jump.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.