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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
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Say "cheese."
What do you call it when a cow grows facial hair?
A moo-stache.
Why did the coach put the frog in the outfield?
He's really good at catching flies.
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I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Star fish.
How did the two cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.