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What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Star fish.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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What do you call a penguin in the White House?
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb
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It's true! It's because they have little antibodies.
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It’s pasture bed time.
Why did the elephant quit his job?
He was working for peanuts.