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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates
What do you call a penguin in the White House?
Lost.
What do you call spiders who just got married?
Newly-webs
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey!'
The horse replies, 'You just read my mind!'
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.