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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates
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Which animal never plays by the rules?
A cheetah.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplanes.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey!'
The horse replies, 'You just read my mind!'
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk?
He tripped on a quack.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.