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How do frogs invest their money?
They use a stock croaker.
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Where do birds stay when they travel?
Someplace cheep.
What do you call birds that stick together?
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Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
She was stuffed.
Why shouldn't pigs drive?
They hog the road.
What kind of dog tells time?
A watch dog.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools.