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What do you call birds that stick together?
Velcrows
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How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplanes.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it waiting.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
What kind of dog tells time?
A watch dog.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown?
It felt funny after.