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Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools.
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What kind of bird works on a construction site?
A crane.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop.
What did the horse say when he fell down?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad.
What do you call a penguin in the White House?
Lost.
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.