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How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
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What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
A song bird
How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together
Dogs can't operate MRI machines
But catscan
Why did the coach put the frog in the outfield?
He's really good at catching flies.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
They know how to catch fly balls.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"Why the long face?"