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What do you call a cold puppy?
A chili dog.
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Where do penguins go to vote?
The North Poll.
What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate?
A lamb chop
What's either a really gross animal issue OR an impressive, magical school?
Hogwarts
Why shouldn't pigs drive?
They hog the road.
How can you tell if a pig is hot?
It's bacon.
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?
Monkey business