What did the dad say when his golden retriever was caught eating a hot dog?

It's a dog eat dog world out there

More dad jokes you'll groan at

What would you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers.Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!" 🥛What does the dad diet consist of? All of the foods his kids can't finish.Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!