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What would you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
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What does a gossiping coffee do?
Spill the beans.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
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If you see a burglary at an Apple store
You become an iWitness
How do you know when a chicken is evil?
It lays deviled eggs
Why did the birds attack the dog?
He was pure bread.