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What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
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Once I ate a fancy Italian restaurant.
It cost a pretty penne.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator?
Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler.
I asked dad if he could make me a burger. He replied by saying,
"Wallah! You're a burger!"
How do you know when a chicken is evil?
It lays deviled eggs