What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator?

Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

What do you call a chicken with salad in his eyes? Chicken Cesar Salad 🐓 🥗My son just threw a milk carton at me. How dairy?What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you can even see it.My wife left me because I am insecure. No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee.There are only two things I don't eat for breakfast: Lunch and dinner.