Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It's pasteurized before you can even see it.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.Why did the security conscious engineer refuse to pay their dinner bill? Because they could not verify the checksum.What kind of food should you pack when going to the beach? A sandwich.Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!" 🥛