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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
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What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What does the dad diet consist of?
All of the foods his kids can't finish.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Nahhh, it's too cheesy!
What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me?